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swagbat:

this is so important to remember

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

thatstippytop:

*screams forever*

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

jackwhynand:

crisontumblr:

jackwhynand:

wizardick:

jackwhynand:

can someone explain to me why people like booker

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NO PLEASE IM SORRY NOT YOU

According to the Animal Crossing wikia, "At one point he may tell the player that this is because English is not his first language and he feels he isn’t very good at it, all before quickly apologizing and clamming up."

I’m not sure which game this information comes from, though. Still, he was always my favorite in the original game, so when I picked up New Leaf, there was no question which Police Station I was going with.

please please please stop reblogging this a ton of animal crossing people are reblogging it thinking i hate the dog from animal crossing please stop its really frustrating im gonna die

this is the best name mix up ive ever seen

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

fairyhaired:

rivermoth:

If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick up after you, remind yourself that your existence doesn’t demand an apology, that you are allowed to make mess and take up space, do not be afraid to expand. Every single goddamn minute. Expand, expand, expand

i needed this today

Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.